Combat skills lacking? Hire a Ninja
I just had to pass this along. Apparently a local “ninja” is willing to hire himself for (among other things (spelling errors are from the original article)):
- security work.
- house or apartment cleaning.
- moving help.
- birthdays.
- suprise parties.
- basic repair jobs.
- some self defense and other training.
- House and apartment sitting.
- demonstrations.
- corperate parties.
- trapping strayes.
A joke, you might think? Oh no my misguided, ninja unbelieving friend. The advertiser goes on to inform us:
“I do dress in a full black suit resembling a ninja if this alarms you please don’t worry i only wear the clothing, i carry some weapons, depending on the job, on my person.
I do take this very seriously and do not like people calling to make fun of it, please call only if you are serious about retaining my services for any work.”
So… Are your combat skills lacking? Do you need serious, stealthy help with that corporate party or moving job? If so, a ninja just might be your solution. You can read the full article, and even hire your own ninja here.
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That is the most awesome thing I’ve seen in a while.
I’d been wondering who to call for some surveillance and espionage.
Judging by the background in his picture, I think he needs to work on his housecleaning skills.
People are NUTS!!!
Does anyone have any information on this guy? They have removed the article from KSL. Any contact information would be awesome!